So my sisters had this idea.
Because sharing the same gene pool just isn’t enough. You need a tattoo to solidify the bonds of sisterhood.
My sisters are the more adventurous of the bunch and I’m slightly more cautious.
Okay, so I’m a worry wart.
They do stuff with abandon and I crawl after them, metaphorically of course, worrying about any and every repercussion.
I also was not very excited about the idea of any of my limbs being the canvas for permanent art work.
But I must admit, my interest was piqued. We started to discuss what kind of inking we would get. It had to be something all three of us would like, so we thought why not just get the word ‘sister’ tattooed in some fancy looking arabesque calligraphy?
Kuthi means bitch in Urdu and Hindi. We passed on that one.
Meaning there is no way in hell you are getting that on me.
By this time, we had shot down quite a few ideas and Sister 2 was getting frustrated.
To which Sister 1 was not very sympathetic.
We managed to get past that little snafu and decided on some sort of sisterly symbol instead of the word itself.
That made me sound like someone’s deranged stalker.
Then we hit another road block.
That idea was then also scrapped.
I’ve decided that if I am to get a tattoo, it will be for and around my next birthday. I’ve narrowed my choices down to two that I like.
Now to get my sisters to agree. You’ve already seen how easy that is.
I’m not crazy about permanent inkage and I absolutely hate needles. As a child, I once ran out of the room during a doctor appointment during which I was to get vaccinated. I would’ve made it out of the building, too, if the nurse hadn’t dragged me back.
But the idea of just one, really cool looking, bad ass tattoo is tantalizing. I’ve never been bad ass before.
According to my younger brother, with whom I have regular back and forth sessions of what I like to call insultathons, I have been a fat ass, a lazy ass, and a dumb ass at various points in my life.
It’s like a mini Comedy Central roast every time we meet up.
But I have never been bad ass. And who doesn’t want to be bad ass?
I do. I really do. Especially since I have always been told I have a sweet little baby face and I remind them of Winnie the Pooh. 😐
I’d love to whip out my tattoo, and with a crazy look in my eyes, ask the commenter Would Winnie the Pooh DO THIS? Would he?! 😈
I’m just kidding. I’m not that nuts and I really don’t mind the comparison.
But I would like to cross get a tattoo off my things I want to do before I die list.
Smoke a cigar and try hookah were taken off said list last year, on my last birthday, which was an important, milestone birthday. I wanted to try something crazy, something I had never done before. I figured Why the hell not? Everyone does it.
Bad idea, boys and girls. To all you impressionable young people out there, don’t even.
Both the cigar and the hookah tasted like shit. Like dirty ass crack shit. I couldn’t even stop coughing long enough to inhale or enjoy the stuff. The smell of tobacco smoke clung to my hair and my clothes, mingling with my perfume.
The end result of it all was that I got home at 3 AM, looking like a zombie and smelling like a cheap hooker.